I don’t want to be mysterious, but one of the ways a man can provide a little personal adornment is with the ubiquitous key chain .  I love to collect them, and even if you don’t change your keys with every pair of pants, there are ways to own a lot of them. (I’m up to six now.)

Maybe I’m bitter. I love jewelry, but since there aren’t many ways a man can wear it, I’ve had to be creative. Until modern conventions change, I’ll work within the system, and key chains are not only acceptable but necessary.

There are hundreds and probably thousands of key rings to choose from. I’m not sure I can stop at six!